I pack my bags and mount my boar
A journey I have to endure

For I need the supplies which only one man provides
I need vegan men to make dinner out of them

I’ve traveled very long
High mountains I’ve climbed
Lonely deserts I’ve crossed
And finally I’ve arrived

Here at the end of the world
A gate glowing divine
It brings forth a shadow
A man tall as the sky

With one almighty respectful handshake
He takes me right inside of his sacred domain
There he escorts me to see what’s behind
Secrets and the magic, it’s blowing my mind

Then I confess what I came here for now
But he already knows and I do not know how
Vegan plantations he presents to me
Bodies in the ground, heads above is what I see

He commands robots his gardening machines
They pack them in the bags so precisely it seems
Now they’re prepared to be pulled by my boar
But there is one more item I cannot ignore

Killing Machine:
“Please my I take some of your holy cabbage?
I’ll pay you with whatever you say, I will manage!”

The Cabbager:
“I do not need any money from you!
Take it but beware there is one who’s hunting you!”

I go back home
With thoughts in my head
Someone really wants to kill ME?!
Is he kidding? They’ll be dead!

It is time for the dinner, where critics will feed
I have to impress them, bring out vegan meat

Vegan cannibal, vegan cannibal
Vegan cannibal, cannibal, cannibal

When they’re done feasting on these vegans
I’ll show them something interesting
There’s a fun small thing in my basement
That I think they’ll find amusing

Vegan cannibal, vegan cannibal
Vegan cannibal, cannibal, cannibal

Vegan cannibals agree to follow me
I lead them to my cellar floor
There’s a pentagram and four victims
Boy, girl, her dad and a waitress whore

Disfigured, damaged but still alive
Why won’t they die?
They have suffered, they have bled
Still they’re not dead!

It must be that this pentagram
Keeps them alive
To reveal this mystery
I need a victim number five

And as I escort the cannibals out
With kind words them I am baiting
To spread the word of my restaurant
And give me a five-star rating